PRESIDENT SEEN SNEAKING OUT OF TOWN IN DEAD OF NIGHT!

US president Obama meeting with Russian president Putin
President Obama reacts when he could have been asked, “Do you know where Eric Maldonado is?”

The long arm of the Concord-Diablo Rotary Club is far reaching!  President Eric Maldonado was spotted taking a midnight flight to a – yet undisclosed – South American country.

Witnesses said that he looked happier than Edward Snowden leaving the Moscow Airport as he got on the plane accompanied by a beautiful young lady.

Some people may just chock this up to a summer vacation to visit relatives. Others — namely this reporter — say NO WAY!  It’s a lot more fun to speculate.  Could he be is clearing the way for Edward Snowden to join in the fun in the yet undisclosed country.

Missing-Milk-Carton-psd53543Many newspapers are encumbered by editorial standards.  Luckily, we are not.  As a matter of fact, our AP Style Book is the only thing keeping our monitor propped up on the desk.  Besides, we went to the National Lampoon School of Journalism, by correspondence, of course.

Snowden is still in Russia.  Obama won’t meet with Putin.  Eric is in an airport.  Coincidence?  We think not!